flying backbone and the cadettes
when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken
a concise list of my fav straight ppl sayings:
- "straight but not narrow!!"
- "gay is O-K"
- "love is love!!"
- "do you like my fckh8 t-shirt"
- "p lease help me i cant stop rubbing onions all of my naked body i love the feel of these smooth spheres on my nethers"
The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend:
Wow.. you.. you look great.
why do women like jennifer lawrence and lady gaga try and reach so far to try and identify with fat people
you are probably never going to know what its like to look like this
and you know what thats FINE
but quit acting like your someone i can look up to or relate to because your body is idealized
when they talk about “being fat” i dont feel spoken for i feel invisible.
what she says:
what she means:
Take a look at this. That right there is the mail. Now let’s talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? “Pepe Silvia,” this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Pepe’s mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia! Pepe Silvia! I look in the mail, and this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself, “I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy’s goddamn hands! Otherwise, he’s never going to get it and he’s going to keep coming back down here.” So I go up to Pepe’s office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, “Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper.” There’s no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe! All right. So I start marchin’ my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, “CAAAAROL! CAAROOOLLLL! I gotta talk to you about Pepe.” And when I open the door what do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that office! There…is…no…Carol in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.
I can’t believe I haven’t told this story but when cheetah girls came out on Disney channel my dad was obsessed with it and called himself Cheetah Dad for like 2 weeks